Dave Benson Phillips'
SHOWS FOR STUFF II
Still hoping to achieve his ambition of building, owning and touring his very own Pop-Up Theatre Venue (PUT) around the UK festvals,
children's entertainer, TV presenter and broadcaster, Dave Benson Phillips is prepared once again, to be paid in items
requested on his wishlist instead of money.
Dave hopes to achieve his dream running his family-friendly performance space by the time he reaches his 60th birthday.
People interested in booking Dave and taking him up on his offer should take a look at the items Mr. Phillips has listed
before contacting him.
CONTACT DETAILS:
Office Tel: 01903-248258
head your correspondence, 'Shows for Stuff'.
Dave Benson Phillips is prepared to do performances, appearances or other show/film/ television for the following listed items...
The Shows for Stuff List
1. Large Outdoor Marquee
2. Portable Floor for the Marquee
3. Enough Juggling Balls to teach a class of TWENTY people
4. Enough Juggling Clubs to teach a class of TWENTY people
5. Flight/Touring Cases (with wheels) and Travel Trunks
6. Laptop Computer (up-to-date spec & latest software)
7. A Nando's Black Card
8. A large Box Tow Trailer (13ft L x 6.ft W or larger) - DONE
9. A 4/6-berth Caravan
10. 6 x Large and very strong Trestle Tables
11. 1 x 16ft - 18ft Flatbed Tow Trailer
12. Leather Three-Piece Suite
13. 6 x Adult-sized sit-on Bean Bags (they have to be huge)
14. 1 x Large Portable Generator (petrol or diesel)
15. A game of Twister - DONE
16. Large and small Stage Cloths (Black, Grey, or Burgandy)
17. 4 x Music Stands
18. 4 x Microphone Stands
19. Six-months worth of Accountancy Work
20. A Ford Transit (MWB or LWB) Van
21. 4 x 9 Man Teepee (or 'Tipi') Tents
22. A One-Day Photography Session and a Photographic Portfolio
23. Large Carpets for the interior of a Marquee
24. High-Capacity Blow Heaters
25. High-Capacity Fans
SUCCESSFUL SHOWS for STUFF ITEMS ALREADY EARNED BY DAVE'S PERFORMANCE WORKS HAVE BEEN...
* A meal at NANDO'S
* Guitar Effects Pedals
* A Drum Machine
*8 x pairs of Slatted Wooden Doors
*A meal AFTER an appearance on a TV/Radio/Film/Stage show
*Sooty and Sweep Puppets
* Portable Stage
^Six Rubber Chickens
*Disco & Stage Lighting
*A Portable Stage, Steps and Risers
TERMS & CONDITIONS:
The items traded for Dave Benson Phillips performance in lieu of
money, MUST be of exceptional quality or of good working
order.
The items traded for Dave Benson Phillips performance in lieu of money, MUST have a recorded history of previous purchase and ownership
by the the person(s) booking
Dave.
The items traded for Dave Benson Phillips performance in lieu of money, MUST not be stolen or gained by fraudulent means, by the person(s)
booking Dave. We will report any such items and the person(s) passing off such items to the authorities.
The items traded for Dave Benson Phillips
performance in lieu of money, MUST be inspected and tested by Dave
or his appointed
representative
BEFORE the booking takes place
Due to the nature of this type of deal, VAT will not be added to the SHOWS For STUFF transaction. However, travel, fuel and accommodation will be added. These will be done in the conventional way, CASH, CHEQUE, ELECTRONIC (BACS/CHAPS) PAYMENT. These type of payment must be sent to Dave Benson Phillips prior to the show or service taking place.
· Should a cancellation be made up to 48 hours prior to the performance or service, £50.00 will be donated by the Booker to Dave’s chosen charity.
· For performances and services within a twenty mile radius of Worthing, West Sussex, travel expenses and overnight accommodation will not be charged.
· Performances and services outside the twenty mile radius of Worthing, West Sussex, will have travel expenses and overnight accommodation added to the overall transaction.
· For Shows and services that require additional personnel and manpower, a charge for their services will be added to the transaction.
· You must agree to having your
· performance or event filmed or photographed, for promotion, publicity use.
· This offer is not transferable from person to person.
· If you intend to book Dave to appear in a club, an entertainment venue or at an commercial/professional, university/college or theatrical event, £250.00 will be automatically added to the already-quoted SHOWS For STUFF fee.
· Dave Benson Phillips has the right to withdraw a show or service, if it feels that he or the company is liable to be an unwitting party to a mickey-taking campaign or time-wasting exercise by supposed 'interested parties'.
· Should you intend the Offer to be a surprise for someone, please inform Dave's office.
THE PERSON(S) BOOKING DAVE BENSON PHILLIPS VIA THIS OFFER,
MUST AGREE TO ALL THE TERMS & CONDITIONS OF THIS OFFER.
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